AUTISM BLAST

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

Red Delicious Apples

May I someday gain the same level of succinct cutting vitriol criticism as the applerankings.

I'm done here, take me away to apple hell.

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

ambitious indie project this, surprise box-office hit that, iron lung (production budget: $3mil) is the 'someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying' tweet.

one of those novelty math clocks where instead of numbers 1-12 its various equations but all the equations compute to comically wrong results

today @ work a woman purchased two (2) large packs of gum and nothing else and her total came to over twelve american dollars. if anyone was wondering how the economy was doing its bad

i was so stunned i literally said "i feel like i'm robbing you" and we both laughed it off but this is actual highway robbery. over $6 for some damn chewing gum. we need to kill more ceos

mcyt fics are crazy because you’ll be reading the most devastating, distressing, life-altering angst and the character will be named mumbo jumbo.

why is it always some cunt named simon getting into situations

adventure time. soma. infinity train. I swear to god

alvin and the chipmunks