How the fuck did you make that last panel say so many things without using any words at all that’s so fucking cool.

Sit in this room let people hurt you $15/h

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

i am supposed to have the energy… to do stuff...?

every? day??

atheist quarterback throws a hail darwin

agnostic quarterback throws a hail maybe

Tiny quarterank throwsa smallest ball ever ?

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

i miss gerard way sex hospital

we used to have gerard way sex hospital

So with voting do you cum when a person get bitten into or when a person is swallowed or does it depend on the moment

usually you just mark a ballot with a pen or you select the candidate you want on a screen. sometimes you hole punch the ballot though

*packing my suitcase for a 3 day trip* hm, but what if I need my terracotta warriors..

i need to come up with a way to say “i mean like, movies for grownups” that doesn’t make me feel like a villain

*peeks in the replies* *gets really nervous and locks my house up and leaves*

i literally just don’t want to watch Kung Fu Panda