sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

every post on iwaspoisoned.com starts with a guy being like yeah this smelled really bad and tasted really bad and looked wrong and i became violently ill after consuming it and you look at the attached photo and its a big jug with three X's and a skull on it

this is crazy i made this exact joke in a personal discord chat the other day. but this was posted 5 hours ago. what gives

do you want custody of the post

I just wanna hang out

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

ok…!

babe are you okay, your reblogging the subway rat poem again

mikey singing the "it was really me" line in millions is crazy. if you think about it.

You can tell all the members of MCR are bisexuals because they all married women infinitely cooler than them.

What the fuck is that

I looove when food is in a bowl. Frequently plates are being brought out and I'm thinking this could've been a bowl meal but nobody gets it

transphobia seems so weird and unexplainable until you remember that ur average straight person also can't comprehend like, masc lesbians and septum piercings

getting to that part in the day where I imagine how soothing it would be to rock back and forth in a dark room