sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

this is either a dog's last cheeseburger type situation or there's so much pie in the bush we'll never go hungry again.

anyone else feel like they're about to be put down or.

what do we. do

🫪

girl vampires are so cool we need more girl vampires in general

and like. girl vampires who are given the same kind of depth as male vampires of reconciling their own monstrous desires with how human they still are or not. and not like. vapid sexy temptresses or whatever. they have their time and place but i want a girl vampire desperately gripping the sink looking into the mirror just to see what isnt there anymore

today i rang up a customer at work for $13.36 and i said with such genuine cheer "uh-oh! two years before the plague hit England, if anyone cares!" and i watched the customer's eyes as they were clearly taken aback and then tried to pretend to be interested at all. they made such a valiant effort. they were like I don't wanna damper this guy's plague enthusiasm. They said, very awkwardly, "haha, uh-oh!"

demolition lovers any mutuals wanna come over and get into a car crash together in the pervert way

and they’ll be back tomorrow. can we do something about that

oh i am about to get SO much worse.

unfollow me now

your last chance to escape

THIS ENDS HERE. YOU ARE THE PENIS AND I AM THE CAR DOOR

stumbles out of the mcr stream like i’ve just been through war im covered in blood and i feel like i just got fucked