sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

people in the 90s are like 45 now

it’s hard to know for sure

there were so many of them

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

Using Fey Law as a heavy-handed metaphor for corporate IP copyright

Humiliated again…

Calico out there putting tuxedo on the mats

all lltbp theories must be made with the knowledge that gerards lore is not guided by creativity or the desire to create a good story, but by whatever makes their dick hardest

Honestly, this impresses me infinitely more than the snazziest 3D CGI imagery Hollywood can come up with.

art when i like a character: cutely standing there art when i really like a character: rotoscoped animation of her getting hit by a car

okay. breathe. listen to my voice. can you tell me five things in this room you can fuck?

okay great. now list me four things in this room you can kill.

beautiful. there you go. okay. now: tell me three things you can impose unjust taxes on.

almost done. can you list two things you could shove in a pipe and smoke?

last one: one thing you could use as a makeshift weapon?

why are you still crying

sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

funny thing about anxiety is sometimes it kind of breaks your sense of danger. like i am known for repeatedly putting myself in situations that make my friends go "bro you couldve died. werent you scared?" and the answer is 👍 yjeah. i did it scared. i do everything scared. i didnt know that was the actual important kind of scary because i usually have to ignore my fears to function in society. it will happen again. watch out.

if u think poc talking about fandom racism is ruining ur fun and putting a strain on the community, I wish u a very shut the fuck up