sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

having a special interest will make you feel like some tom and jerry shit is happening to you

there is nothing a corporation hates more than having employees, but a close second is having to provide a good or service in order to make money. these two reasons concisely explain is why the ai bubble formed in the first place.

for real tho it feels exhausting that ive seen this whole "woman should be allowed to abstain from X beauty standard" -> "i perform X beauty standard, am i evil? do you think im evil? please forgive me i came up with a dozen excuses 🥺" since like 2015 (and i know its been going on longer than that) like girl thats not the poiiiiint

look me in the eyes. repeat after me. "i face societal pressure to perform this beauty standard. i should not face that pressure. i conform to this standard. i am rewarded for performing to this standard. i need to respect women who do not perform this standard. this is not about whether or not i am a sinner for wearing makeup."

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

i could not meet mikey way i would start burying him alive

if you could say one thing to music, what would you say

personally, i wouldnt say anything

i would listen.

Waking up fuckass early in the morning for no reason at all and getting all your day's errands done before noon is fun until you start feeling like it should be bedtime soon and check what time it is and it's 4 pm.

don't know a thing about 3d printing!! but one day i'll make a whale skeleton that's small enough to hang from my ceiling like they have at museums and it's going to be sick as hell

The one thing about liking MCR is that yes you have the best day of your life multiple times a year but then when you're in a good mood someone will try to make conversation by asking why and then you either have to come up with some lie about a normal thing or you have to be like Ok, so,

Basically there's this band called My Chemical Romance that I've loved since I was twelve and for a long time they were broken up and then after they reunited they weren't doing any fan events and being mostly very quiet which is of course fine. So basically the last album they ever put out just got a remaster celebrating the anniversary of its release and as part of that, the band hosted a listening party in London where they're currently playing concerts. Now on the flyer they posted for that event there was text saying that it would feature DJs "Party Poison" and "Kobra Kid". In the lore built around the album they're celebrating, those names were the alter egos of two of the members, the bassist and vocalist, the latter of which is an EXTREMELY private person. So there was all this speculation and a sense of being afraid to hope for anything because it seemed staggeringly unlikely they would be there. Today the event happens and after the album playthrough, the band members DO show up to surprise everyone and play a DJ set, marking the first fan event the vocalist has attended in literal years. The music they chose was extremely strange and closed with a song from Wind in the Willows. Anyway, how was your morning, I heard the coffeemaker was having issues earlier

spider

Made a lowball offer on eBay as a joke and it got accepted. uh oh.