sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

still thinking about ‘working on some mixes for us this week’ like they straight up just said it

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

“tumblr is nice because it’s anonymous and irrelevant so it doesn’t affect my real life in any way.” Wrong. if you are on here for long enough the words of your mortifying adolescent internet diary will be written on the subway walls and tenement halls and out of the mouths of coworkers and over the faces of tiktokers and and in reddit screenshots posted on instagram sent to you by your friends and in ai dupe novelty t shirts and in the smiles of strangers repeating bits you forgot you left lying around on here when you were a teenager. and also pinterest.

going with the flow in a face down in a river kinda way

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

music to bleed out in the snow to

Omg the sweetest girl in the whole world sent me a friend request a bit too early into the relationship. Denied. Going on my list of sickening desperate fools.

The church bell intro goes hard as fuck

frank got his son on stage for inok and he got him to do the trust me but i think he wasn't close enough to the mic so we didn't hear it but GOOD JOB STILL THAT'S SO SWEET