sharpen your teeth and bite as hard as you want

i feel a profound sadness within me...... sex horror sex bat sex horror sex vampire sex bat horror vampire sex

much like a beautiful horse i like salt and roaming freely

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

Took 17 ibuprofen and started seeing the hesitant alien

welcome to the black parade has been cast so thoroughly as this stereotypical emo anthem and then you listen to it and it's like no you guys don't get it this is so fucking good

free use? *smirks snartly* so naive. you know nothing in this damned society is really free...

stop drinking beer with the deer and come have a cider with the spiderrrr

2000-2002 Saturn SL1

its shorts actualy

showers do feel kinda nice but having to shower is such bullshit

i should just get to never feel gross ever on account of im cutes

meows loud as fuck shattering all glass within 3 miles no survivors