Death's Ankh

And then they got up, took the blanket off the bed we were on and draped it over my head, sat back down and ripped several on me.

Everything is about balls to these people.

A green meteor over the Mont Blanc Massif

Bunny and otter

They skipped offers millions of dollars in higher offers, that might've resulted in Jones's allies getting control of some or all of it, and said, NOPE. Let's hand this to the people who really know how to do Fake News.

Christopher Murray, acknowledged that The Onion did not have the highest bid but said it was a better deal overall because some of the Sandy Hook families agreed to forgo a portion of the sale proceeds to pay Jones’ other creditors. First United American Companies, a business affiliated with one of Jones’ product-selling websites, submitted the only other bid.