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Adult realization: you will make mistakes, you will act irrationally. You will commit some wrongs that cannot be fully righted. People will dislike you and misunderstand you for all sorts of reasons. None of these make you a bad person. All you can do is try your best to be kind and just to people, grow and learn.

i kind of hate the concept that all disenfranchised people or people in places disproportionately affected by poverty or colonization etc are all “secret leftists” does anyone get what i’m saying

like that post about how all “true” rednecks actually hate cops and love unions etc. always rubbed me the wrong way

calling the cops on an unhoused person for being weird/rude/"scary" in public is so weird to me on such a fundamental level... like even before you get to political beliefs about jail and homelessness, you are beefing with a dude who has to live on the sidewalk. like sorry if he was rude to you dude sorry if he made you uncomfortable but to be fair he lives and sleeps on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if hes being too mentally unwell on the street late at night but like you gotta understand that he lives on the fucking sidewalk. sorry if he seems a little bit "off" today dude i think maybe its because he lives on the fucking goddamn sidewalk

we need to make using chatgpt embarrassing bc sorry it really is. what do you mean you can’t write an email

“ikr i only use it for-“ whatever you use chatgpt for is also embarrassing. you do not need the plagiarism machine that lies and evaporates water for anything actually

in school they used to call me semipermeable membrane for my habit of allowing some things to pass through me

but not all things.

will bird food show up in a drug test time sensitive

Want one of your fishmongers to return? Just to go your MyMonger tab, click on "banished" in the dropdown menu, and select the gear icon to manage your shunned mongers.

my new modern art piece called "idiot dies". i trapped i guy in one way mirror glass box and we are gonna watch him die. and then while everyone is watching on like day four i just fill the room with acid killing everyone except the guy, and then i give him forty bucks.

god spoke to me through the voice of a fly today and i told him to let that innocent creature go before my anger at him gets the better of me and i kill it