Meurtre D'homme

I have 3 different personalities.

its the no notes ghost

the way this sentence is phrased makes it sound like the fact that he is the donkey kong high score record holder is what makes him eligible to be the president of taiwan 

i’m gonna keep thinking about it that way

i just learned this and have to share it with the world. the captain of a ship can officiate marriages, but the 1st mate can also officiate marriges if the captain is the one getting married. and the 2nd mate can also officiate marriages if the captain and the 1st mate are marrying each OTHER

Im sorry this is the most important post on this website

Reblogging because I’m sure the comic readers out there could add some more.

this is the best post on tumblr, hands down

i have no idea what girls like

swords

this makes everything a lot easier

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

canada a bit to the left

What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada?

i cried my ass of laughing

I’m not even from Canada but I approve this change of names

M ILKY E H