I live a very balanced life of noticing things nobody else does and not noticing the things that literally everybody notices

did anyone else see that seal that just ended up on the street in connecticut

Wednesday the 15th. What an excellent day. Middle of the week, middle of the month. Truly, we are in the middle of things.

doxxing myself by getting off the bus and walking in the direction of my house

sometimes your distress does indicate you should stop and respect your limitations. at other times it's more of a baby aquatic mammal being introduced to water for the first time thing. Too bad the difference is so hard to tell.

going on a guilt trip do yall want anything

wanna hang out [remembers it's rude to put expectations on people] it's cool if not [remembers people like to know they're wanted] but I'd really like it if you did [remembers selfishness is bad] we can do whatever you want though [remembers that handing someone a blank canvas isn't as effective as providing a suggestion to bounce ideas off of] like sucking each others fingers for example

[recommending something i sincerely love] ok so the thing about it is it kinda sucks