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The Eternal Couple đ¤đ§Ą
Saaya and Cleopatra have been courting for 4 years now and whenever they are together itâs a sight to behold. They live in Indiaâs Kabini forest.
They are so beautiful.
& they have children together too!
Also, fun fact: Saaya means the âShadowâ
Photographs taken by Mithun H.
Power couple
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i wish you kinder, softer days that put your heart at ease
I've gotten a few requests so I wanted to reupload these to better fit phone backgrounds
Cat jokes that will never get old for me:
Calling newborns jellybeans
Calling black cats voids
Calling curled up cats orbs
And calling sitting cats â~premium~â loaves
(Feel free to add on)
Some people were wondering about the difference between an orb and shrimp here's some examples
See how this kitty has all their paws ticked in??? They are an orb!!!
This kitty only has her front paws ticked in and her back legs sticking out! She's a shrimp!!
Bonus!!!
This kitty is sitting up with all their paws underneath! They are a loaf!!!
When my cat is sitting like a loaf but has his front paws out instead of tucked under my mum calls it a Sphinx.
Do you have any pics? đĽşđĽşđĽş
@iloveurcatâ This is the best pic I could find - Firefly doing the Sphinx
That is a very bright and warm sphinx!!! I love them so much!!!
@defy-sing-beginnings
I present half sphinx and slug.
How could I forgot about slug mode!?!? It is so excellent!!
Sometimes mine goes Slug, but has his wrists poking out so he looks like a seal:
Oh heis such a soft little seal!!!
Doing a Sphinx you say?
Can I interest you in a Sphinx being loaf?
That's some raw dough that's rising!
@fexaltedâ
"i brought u coffee" a love language
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CH COLAT GU
Is this the chocolate guy that everyone is always talking about?
my erectile dysfunction is so bad today dude i hate having adhd
EXECUTIVE DYSFUNCTION
Itchy snoot.Â
baby idiot
YOU MADE HER SAD
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Perfect fit
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You do not âhaveâ a soul, you ARE a soul. youâre a consciousness using a goopy computer to run a mecha suit.
the first time i played ace attorney i was so hyped and confident like oh iâm gonna nail this so good i love murder mysteries and then when the first trial started and the first ever question was âwhat is the name of the defendantâ i laughed out like like lol this is even easier than i though. a childâs play. i got this. what a pathetic question. but because english isnât my first language and iâm still unfamiliar with many words, i assumed defendant=person who defends and with 100% confidence i selected âphoenix wrightâ as an answer and everyone was like. phoenix you fucking dumbass loser youâre a disappointment to the legal system you shit for brains. and my self confidence has never recovered since
youâre laughing. my client/childhood friend just got found guilty of murder because his lawyer doesnât know what his job is called and youâre laughing.
and the Iraqi people welcomed the Americans with flowers. I wanted to set a historical event to teach Bush a lesson from the Iraqis, telling him you lied, we did not welcome you with flowers, and instead we are saying goodbye with our shoes.âÂ
Muntaza Al Zaidi, the Iraqi reporter who became known as the guy who threw a shoe at Bush and later ended up in jail for three years because of it.Â
happy 12 years to bush shoeing incident
heres a possum i found in my trashcan its the best photo ive ever taken
HOLY SHIT
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well i don't mean to stereotype but... i don't think lions are exactly. known for their singing?
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