Midas is king and he holds me so tight

Wanting your oc to be friends with your mutuals ocs is like so confusing do i need to set up a playdate or what

You’re telling me there has been a Gay Island this ENTIRE TIME and I’m only just finding out about it????

WHAT

Not one of you mentioned that the anthem for this nation is I Am What I Am by Gloria Gaynor. Not. One. Of. You.

PEOPLE WOULD HAVE DIED

The enemies and siblings ones lmao

kiera cass wrote “hi dad *waves*” was the adorable feelin-

Public bathrooms were divided by your mood (happy, angry, sad) rather than gender. If you went into the wrong one, there would be dire consequences.

That’s why I always make sure I am Pissed before I go to the bathroom.

#the more you think about it the more all vampire rules are just anti-italian rules#can’t go out in sunlight?? IN ITALY???#Can’t go near crucifixes? IN ITALY???

a bunch of pissed off vampires stuck in Venice because they can’t go over moving water

Not to victim blame, but you’d have to be a pretty bad Italian to even get turned into a vampire in the first place.

the only two places practically immune to vampires are texas and italy

Lithuania has one vampire, and let me tell you, she’s gonna be FURY UNLEASHED once someone gets her out of the centre of that crossterfuck of a burial point.

cackled and kicked my feet at “crossterfuck” oh my god

Never forget: Moose are legit Ice Age megafauna that never died out.

Tumblr is so funny, cause every once in a while, someone will roll up, reblog your entire blog, and then disappear back into the void they came from without so much as a follow

I LOVE IT WHEN IT HAPPENS. It has the same chaotic energy as a 5 years old given free rein in a candy store. They’ll grab whatever hits their taste, shove it in their backpack, and run away screaming with delight.

Man, this is such a perfect analogy. “Chipped”… Just damaged enough for it to show at times, but not nearly broken enough to warrant fixing. And so often does the chipped cup turn itself to show its undamaged side.

someone put it in words

i love this. this is a beautiful way of setting out how a lot of people feel

(I highly recommend that you unmute)