phan is real, bye

has anyone ever actually seen a shareholder or are we just supposed to believe they actually exist

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Then bring me luck

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

phil mocking himself for saying he thought he was in love 2 months into the relationship when he made the v day video just means that whatever he felt then is nothing compared to what he feels now and i—

dan and phil just gave me the gift of being able to bully them for running a couple's channel and being white men with a podcast both at the same time fuckkkkk it's like christmas

the worst part about this video is how palpably not awkward it is. they're talking about things i never even thought was possible and they're so... relaxed. all guards down. man

So like... now what? Does Tumblr get deleted now? We beat the final boss [phan hard launch]

a man who would go back into the closet for 15 years for you without even blinking, without even thinking there’s anything to forgive you for, fully believing all that patience and time and space and agony was completely worth it because he loves you that much and is that devoted to you. a horrible liar who spends 15 years lying because you aren’t ready to tell the truth yet. you might think that this man doesn’t exist but he does. and his name is phil lester

dnp should win an award for most emotionally complex podcast announcement ever

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a man with a homoerotic years long incredibly intense friendship with another man