This is what I call humer

Why are drug stores and churches always right next to each other? Like “hello church” “hello mushrooms and vapes" within the same five seconds!

Going to sleep is suicide with a undo button

Just hit my head really hard because I was dancing to lemon demon and I already had a headache (drvg withdrawal is not fun) (adhd meds no actual drvgs

I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I hate Filbrick I. hate. Filbrick. Agh I can't talk about my realization now because I'm about to throw up but I'll post it later

I DID IT AGAIN I keep having AU ideas and then before I can start working on then I get another one! Like should I do the five other ideas or do a stanley parable exept bill cipher is the narrator and stanley pines is the character. Like HELP

The problem with loving toxic yaoi, is that your watching a normal show and two men are being sh!ty to each other and you just have to keep telling yourself "it's not flirting. The abuse is not flirting."

AU idea. Bill is a dragon who kidnapped Ford (Ford is a princess) and fiddleford (the not so noble night) as well as stanley (he owes fiddleford money) are coming to save him. When fiddleford and stan get there they fight the dragon (bill) and lose. The bill dragon in rage after this sends Ford to the interdiminsional travel thing. 30 years later stan finally finds a way to bring Ford back, but magic used allerts bill or somthing idk, and he comes and terrorizes the town. After the spell but before the town terrorizing Ford stan and fiddleford meet up in a tavern, during there meeting bill arrives. They flee back to the shack and eventually make a plan to slay the dragon (bill) and happy ever after. (Or is it)

I feel so bad for frogs, like not onlly did they used to be used to refrigerate things, but they were allso PREGNANCY TESTS. and there all dying now. (Go check out Lindsey nickholes video on the chytrid fungi)

Conspiracy theories are just headcanons for real life

The fact that there are 14 different works in the bill cipher/onscler tag