i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches

Cat: I will absolutely defy the laws of physics before I EVER let you touch me human.

It's wednesday

advil liquid gelcaps

Do you guys think [redacted] is gay? *remembers it’s bad to speculate abt people’s sexualities* I know for certain [redacted] is gay

you are not an endearingly rude and unfriendly cartoon character you need to be nice to people

the author's barely disguised longing to be a real person

the author's barely disguised longing to not be a real person

@unofficial-autism-post

"? No" is such a foundational linguistic construction to my psyche. a hieroglyph. it should be a standard emoji