we should burn it down

Me? Canceled.

honestly if I was walking through the forest and saw hozier there i wouldn’t even question it,, it’s where he belongs

self care is drinking 3 pots of coffee and getting into a knife fight w god

We found Dean Winchesters real blog.

put shit like this on my posts again and i’ll come into your house at night and shit in all of your cups and bowls

do i wanna know??? no. but thank u monkey friends

this website has destroyed my sense of humour, last night i was in bed with my bf and i had a mental image of an egg with the word suspicious written on it and honestly lost my shit

I once read a twilight fic where edward boiled himself like a lobster in the bath for hours so he’d be warm when he made out with bella

need me a freak like that

AU where the glowcloud is just a guy who vapes a lot and is walking around in a cloud of the vapor while holding glow sticks

“The sentient tire fires that have bookended his presidency”

I love the sound of the innocent laughing.

😂😂

This is what I imagine having children is like

is that a property brother

It was

can y’all believe tomorrow is the last day of the united states of america :/

i had a long and vivid dream where i accidentally invited the ghost of alexander hamilton into my house and he just sort of followed me around and scoffed at my essay writing and eventually i tried to hire an exorcist but the exorcist turned out to be thomas jefferson and they got into a fistfight in my kitchen

everythig i remembered about us history got replaced with this

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

very sad to hear about donald trump. nothing happened to him i’m just sad to hear about him