PaniC?panic?PANIC!!!

“Shou~” Hizashi practically yelped as he bounded from his spot at the door and pounced on his husband. The villain clambered all over him, laying over him like a very large cat. “Didja miss me? Didja didja?”

He laughed as he slid off, placing a giant kiss on the other’s cheek. Lazily he curled his fingers into the other’s hair and leaned his head against Aizawa’s arm. 

“Careful where you point that thing. You’re gonna poke your eye out.”

Side villain verses have him working for the LoV or other criminal organizations that pay him the highest.

“Woaao-ho-ho! Glamazon over here. Ice Queen extraordinaire. Eat any men’s hearts lately?”

“You already look like someone I wouldn’t want to get in to hasty with. Not that it’s my deal. I’m just here for a delivery from the big man, so you don’t have to worry about me.” He spread out his hands wide and clicked his tongue. 

He came up behind her, fingers pulled into a mock gun shape, pressed firmly against the base curve of Aimi’s spine. The taller blonde leaned down to place his chin on her shoulder and he playfully clicked the trigger with a very obnoxious ‘CLICK’ sound in the back of his throat.

“Okay, mr. spooky. You ever learn how to pull that stick out of your ass? Or are you gonna constantly be in mopey, brooding town? C’mon, man. The emo phase was supposed to be in your teens.”