Register to Vote

shout out to me in 5 years…hope shes doing something cool i’m rooting for her

This is not Check, Please! but if you're into YA love stories where tough stoic tall jocks fall head-over-heels for small clever balls of sunshine—UH. YOU MIGHT WANT TO CHECK THIS OUT.

“I want this service to exist because I love it and use it all the time, but I think the people providing me with this service should suffer and struggle.” <–  If that’s been your opinion, please reflect on what kind of person that makes you, and perhaps change said opinion.

The line delivery, the acting, the fact that I can hear this without sound, the way they’re treating it as though this is a murder trial, and Mr. Electric’s reaction to this are part of what makes this scene hilarious

Everything about this is a masterpiece: the girl that says “wow” and the girl that says “hi” shyly and bill awkwardly lifting his hand to say hi to them I’m cracking THE FUCK UP

The way they all immediately straightened up their postures like the fuckin pope walked in 😂 the sheer power this cool science man has over the american people is palpable

Nothing but respect for MY president

you, pointing to a copy of Check, Please!: Sticks & Scones: I get all of my Beyoncé updates from a little gay white boy who lives in here

i miss them (fictional character i think about literally every single day)

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch

genuinely worst part of food service was being forced to give cops a discount. never have i experienced bootlicking so bad until i had a manager breathing down my neck abt this

Yeah my stupid shift supervisors would make me if they saw but if they DIDNT see then it's fair game, baby

LMAO one time in the beginning of the pandemic, I gave an ICU nurse from the hospital across the street a free latte and upgraded it to a large for her. The cop behind her looked so smug and sure that I was gonna give him a free drink but only productive members of society get free things from me :)

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

ive missed you