Definitely Not A Rebellion Again

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

I'm gonna say it, I do think that even the laziest person imaginable should have a roof over their head, food in their stomach, and access to healthcare

beautiful tall woman wearing a sports bra and overalls and fixing a motorcycle just lit a cigarette with a blowtorch i almost walked into traffic

“What if this one plot point didn’t happen and it completely changed the trajectory of the characters lives and pushed them to their limits, wouldn’t that be cool?” Hey babe what if the first draft was DONE

writing your fave having sex with with their love interest is OUT writing your fave shamefully jerking off and coming pathetically fast at just the idea of fucking their love interest is IN

actually sex is when you have to kill the only person in the world who ever understood you and then you go to their apartment and stand in the same spot they did and look out their window at the same view they saw trying to grasp at one last shred of connection now that they're gone all while thinking about how if you had to do it over you'd kill them again because that's how it was always going to end

Light Yagami wrote this

"B-but we're both girls!" [cutely beats you with a hammer]

Write that one-shot. Those 3 chapters will be the best 10 chapters you ever wrote

job interviewer: would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for nothing?

job interviewer: (reading the room) would you be willing to destroy and betray yourself for a pizza party?

you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life

elf sex 2024

elf sex 2025

elf sex 2026

gotta keep em on their toes

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted a quarter million in unmarked nonconsecutive bills in the next half hour or another hostage gets it