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A monkey could say "as chimple as that"

Whereas a shark might find themselves saying "Its actually rather chomplicated"

my least favorite literary smut turn of phrase is when a guy is like “im gonna ruin this pussy” “im gonna wreck this pussy for anyone else” like stop.. thats not yours…!

i agree so much about making your blorbos pathetic but i do fear that many take this to mean 'make them more traditionally feminine/submissive' which genuinely hurts my soul. make your blorbos pathetic in interesting character-oriented ways. understand their neuroses and turn the dials up to eleven. juxtapose the parts of life they handle extremely well with the parts of their lives that make them eat shit. make them angry. make them cold. make them pave their own way to hell while building walls preventing them from seeing any other way. please i'm begging you no more pathetic as an euphemism for bottoming im gonna mclose it.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now

they’re foreclosing on my mind palace

What if I posted furry porn I drew and am proud of what then