hurgled

i will never apologize for party rocking

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

i need the mario coins fucked out of me

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm

The pic is so fake! Sesame Street would NEVER show night air on the show. The characters in Sesame Street all close their windows and draw their blinds as soon as the daylight ends, just in case. To stop the night air from walking around inside the house OR WORSE

The Mangalica is officially a beast!

“You just wrote your medieval fantasy setting to have medieval gender roles and homophobia and prejudice because you secretly fantasize about being able to be sexist and homophobic in a land with no PoC without any pushback! It’s fantasy, there’s dragons and wizards, it doesn’t have to have prejudice unless you, the writer, want it like that! In *my* D&D setting, there’s no sexism or homophobia, so that gay transgender women of all races can be holy knights fighting to protect the good kingdom from the endless hordes of the evil dark race that has threatened its borders for a thousand years!”

Y'all hear about this nuance stuff

I've heard mixed things.

Oh so it sucks then, and you hate it