hurgled

my friends: they were totally flirting with you just then me: they were mocking me at best and most likely casting a curse on me

maybe cain wldnt have killed abel if they had video games to healthily channel the violence between siblings. unfortunately back then the only smash brothers they had was smash brothers head in with a rock

i will never apologize for party rocking

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

i need the mario coins fucked out of me

Pee changing color depending on ur hydration is very intuitive game desigm