hurgled

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Surgeon had to give me more drugs cuz I woke up halfway thru the procedure and started sucking the scalpel

I had a baby blanket in these colors that my grandmother crocheted for me. Apparently it was a popular tricolor yarn (at least in rural USian South, I'm told) for baby blankets, back when you didn't know the baby's gender eight months in advance. Maybe I'm just weird but somehow I like how that all fits together, that before there was a trans flag the flag yet existed, as a warm embrace that said, welcome to the world, you beautiful child, whomever you may become.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

every since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to aimlessly wander a blighted landscape

Remember to kill everything in your way today no hesitation