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happy pride month i love you 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🌈🦋✨

one of my favourite things about utena is how she is so deeply enamored with anthy’s funny little monkey. she is his number one fan and gets defensive over him like “COME ON HE’S JUST A LITTLE GUY YOU HAVE TO BE NICE TO HIM”, meanwhile anthy’s using him like a sponge to clean her dishes

no your honor I absolutely can make my case like an adult. first things first, fuck the defendant and fuck his family too. secondly,

Surgeon had to give me more drugs cuz I woke up halfway thru the procedure and started sucking the scalpel

I had a baby blanket in these colors that my grandmother crocheted for me. Apparently it was a popular tricolor yarn (at least in rural USian South, I'm told) for baby blankets, back when you didn't know the baby's gender eight months in advance. Maybe I'm just weird but somehow I like how that all fits together, that before there was a trans flag the flag yet existed, as a warm embrace that said, welcome to the world, you beautiful child, whomever you may become.

It’s literally like…… help!! lol. help me!!!! haha.

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg