this made sense at 3am//dnr

Did you hear about that thing nobody cares about and sucked?

oh u need an accessory to go with that sexy dress? might i suggest a random bruise on ur leg

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

It's fun being queer and weird and unconventional until you remember you live in a society

I’m ready to be transformed by the ibuprofen . I’m ready to be born again in its purifying light.

why doesnt real life have keyboard shortcuts I need to find my STUFF

tomodachi life should have a morality slider in character creation. so you can create characters who are jerks, to create more friction and have more interesting interactions. and if they meet the right person, an evil person can have a change of heart, or a good person can be corrupted to the side of evil

"i want to work on a hobby but i wont because i should be doing more important things" <- person who isnt gonna do either of those

Not that I think all marriages are doomed but when deciding who to marry you should ask yourself “is this someone I’d want to divorce?” As in, is this someone I believe would be mature and fair, even when they’re upset and don’t particularly like me at the moment. Is this someone I could continue to trust while going through an adversarial process? And if the answer is no, don’t marry them.

phone in bed can range from comforting to mundane but phone in parked car will have you feeling like you've never done anything right in your entire life