♡ Shrek Sentence Starters ♡
Quotes from the movie Shrek (2001)! Feel free to adjust as needed.
“She was locked away in a castle guarded by a terrible fire-breathing dragon.”
“It’ll grind your bones for it’s bread.”
“Please, don’t turn me in. I’ll never be stubborn again.”
“Five shillings for the possessed toy.”
“Father, please! Don’t let them do this! Help me!”
“Talk, you boneheaded dolt, talk!”
“You might have seen a housefly, maybe even a superfly but I bet you ain’t never seen a donkey fly.”
“Hey, wait a minute! I got a great idea! I’ll stick with you.”
“Together we’ll scare the spit out of anybody that crosses us.”
“Your breath certainly will get the job done, ‘cause you definitely need some Tic Tacs or something”
“Only a true friend would be that cruelly honest.”
“You got that kind of “I-don’t-care-what-nobody-thinks-of-me” thing. I like that. I respect that.”
“You know you are quite a decorator. It’s amazing what you’ve done with such a modest budget.”
“I like that boulder. That is a nice boulder.”
“You don’t know what it’s like to be considered a freak.”
“This is gonna be fun! We can stay up late, swapping manly stories, and in the morning… I’m making waffles”
“What are you doing in my swamp?”
“He huffed and he puffed and he signed an eviction notice.”
“Do not get comfortable. Your welcome is officially worn out.”
“No, no, not the buttons. Not my gumdrop buttons!”
“Do you know the muffin man?”
“She’s a loaded pistol who likes piña coladas and getting caught in the rain.”
“You’re going the right way for a smacked bottom.”
“Maybe I could have decapitated an entire village and put their heads on a pike, gotten a knife, cut open their spleen and drink their fluids. Does that sound good to you?
“Parfaits may be the most delicious thing on the whole damn planet.”
“Did you do that? You gotta warn somebody before you just crack one off. My mouth was open and everything.”
“Let’s have a dance then, shall me?“
“So where is this fire-breathing pain-in-the-neck anyway?”
“The princess will be up the stairs in the highest room in the tallest tower.”
“I’m an asthmatic, and I don’t know if it’d work out if you’re gonna blow smoke rings and stuff.”
“This be-ith our first meeting. Should it not be a wonderful, romantic moment?”
“You know, you should sweep me off my feet out yonder window and down a rope onto your valiant steed.”
“You could recite an epic poem for me. A ballad? A sonnet! A limerick?”
“I pray that you take this favour as a token of my gratitude.”
“Slow down, baby, please.”
“I believe it’s healthy to get to know someone over a long period of time. Just call me old-fashioned.”
“Let’s just say I’m not your type, okay?”
“Put me down, or you will suffer the consequences! This is not dignified! Put me down!”
“Hey, can you tell my future from these stars?”
“Look, I’m not the one with the problem, okay? It’s the world that seems to have a problem with me.”
“They judge me before they even know me. That’s why I’m better off alone.”
“Look, if you wanted to be alone, all you had to do was ask.”
“Now, I don’t mean to brag, but I make a mean weed rat stew.”
“You’re afraid of the dark, aren’t you?”
“Wake up and smell the pheromones. Just go on in and tell her how you feel.”
“Ah, that’s beautiful. I didn’t know you wrote poetry.”
“Only my true love’s kiss can break the spell.”
“I mean, really, who can ever love a beast so hideous and ugly?”
“I ask your hand in marriage. Will you be the perfect bride for the perfect groom?”
“You are mean to me. You insult me and you don’t appreciate anything that I do! You’re always pushing me around or pushing me away.”
“You’re so wrapped up in layers, onion boy, you’re afraid of your own feelings.”
“She said I was ugly, a hideous creature.”
“Really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding…”
“He’s not your true love.”
“We’re but a kiss away from our “happily ever after.” Now kiss me!”
“I’ll make you regret the day we met. I’ll see you drawn and quartered! You’ll beg for death to save you!”
“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”