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I'd go all the way to Georgia to bring you back home safely (no homo) but you're not nerdy enough to understand

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I'd go all the way to Georgia to bring you back home safely (no homo) but you're not nerdy enough to understand
Scriddler
I doubt this will blow up but this is my first piece of fan fiction ever, please be kind. This was initially an assignment for my class but my friend suggested I post it. Jonathan is a vampire in this and Edward seeks to become one with him.
Inside of the asylum, Jonathan shakes his umbrella to get some of the rain off of it. He sighs and lifts his head up, glaring over his glasses as he watches nurses and fellow doctors walk around, talking to each other. He walks up to the front desk and sighs as he signs in.Â
âMorninâ, Grace.â His voice comes out deep and southern, making the receptionist blush and stammer.Â
âGood morning, Dr. Crane, got a lot of work to do today?âÂ
âJust your regular runâ a the mill.â He says gruffly.
Grace laughs. Nothing was funny about it. âIâm sure youâll make it interesting, you always do.â
âUh huhâŚâ He mutters before walking past security, heading straight towards his office. He had many patients to see today but only one in particular made him antsy to see.Â
Edward Nygma.Â
Once he settles down in his office, his personal assistant calls through the rotary.Â
âMr. Nygma is ready for his 8:30.âÂ
He presses down on the button. âRight, send him in.â
Edward walks into his office in his orange jumpsuit and sits down on Jonathanâs desk. âI was thinking today we could talk about how one becomes aââ He takes a look around before leaning in close to Jonathan. ââ Vampire.â He whispers.
Jonathan stares at him with a blank expression. âHave a seat on somethinâ that isnât my desk, Edward.âÂ
Edward stares at him for a few moments. âFine.â He hops off his desk and sits in his designated chair. âBetter? Now, can we talk?â
â... Fine. We may talk. You said you wanted to know how one becomes a vampire?â
âYes.â
âYou have to be on the brink of death.â
Edward stays silent for a moment. âHmph. I have no intention of dying anytime soon.â
âWell how fortunate for you.â
âFortunate? You call that fortunate? Here I am, human and nothing, knowing that I can become more, get smarter, be with!-â He immediately cuts himself off, leaving Jonathan puzzled.Â
â... This life ainât as glamorous as you are paintinâ it out to be, Edward. Itâs tough, lonely, depressingââ
âBecause you have no one! If I were to be one, youâd at least have me!â Edward yells, now out of his seat. The room stays quiet for a moment, the air charged.Â
Jonathan sighs and takes his glasses off, rubbing his temple before pressing a button on the rotary. âSend Bolton to pick up Mr. Nygma for me.â
Edward scowls a little. âThis conversation isnât over, Jonathan.â
âNo. Iâd imagine itâs not.â
Once Edward leaves, Jonathan sits in silence for nearly thirty minutes as he talks to himself in his head. What he wants and what Edward wants isnât okay. It isnât right. He is his doctor. His doctor. He sighs and pushes the thoughts to the back of his head, going through the rest of the day as if nothing happened.Â
The next day around lunch time, a fight had broken out in the cafeteria. Normally, Jonathan would not care for such things but one of the partakers in the fight happened to be Edward. Jonathan was now running from his office to the cafeteria, hoping to get to Edward in time. In the distance, he saw Edward on a gurney, covered in blood and bruises with a tube in his mouth to keep him breathing.Â
âWhat happened?!â Jonathan looks at the EMT almost deliriously.Â
âMr. Nygma got into a fight with one of the other inmates. Apparently, he pissed off one of the bigger guys and got a well deserved ass whooping.â
âWell deserved? You call this well deserved?!â He points to Edward. âNo. No, I'll take it from here.â
âDr. Crane, you are in no position to-â
Jonathan glares at the EMT, his voice deeper and more sinister. âI said I will take it from here.â
The EMT looks at him with fear in his eyes. âUhh sure, Doc, whatever you say.â He hands Edward off to Jonathan, watching as Jonathan wheels him away back to his office.Â
Jonathan closes his obnoxious squeaking door quickly and locks it, turning to look at Edward in his unconscious state. âOh god⌠what am I gonna do? I- I canât justâŚâ He walks over to him and slowly runs his knuckles down Edwardâs battered cheek. âWell Edward, today looks like your lucky day.â He quickly remembers the conversation he shared with him yesterday, his eyebrows furrowing immediately. âOh donât tell me you did this on purpose.. Donât..-â He groans and rips the tube out of Edwardâs mouth before taking his own wrist, baring his fangs out and slicing his wrist open before shoving it into Edwardâs mouth. âCome on⌠drink it..âÂ
In his unconscious state, Edward drinks from Jonathanâs wrist and slowly wakes up. He immediately grips onto Jonathanâs arm and hand, drinking from his wrist feverishly as he opens his lazy eyes, seeing Jonathan already staring into his.Â
âAlright⌠thatâs enough..â Jonathan whispers but only sees Edward tighten his hold on him, drinking more. âI said thatâs enough!â He rips his arm away, breathing heavily as his wrist quickly heals up.Â
Edward falls back against the gurney, his breathing wheezy as the bright lights on the ceiling blur more.Â
Jonathan slumps against his desk and watches him. âI hope youâre satisfied. Got what you wanted..â
Edward shakily looks at him. âH- How.. long?â He whispers.
Jonathan stays silent for a moment. âMinutes. You should be feelinâ tired soon.â
Edward nods and closes his eyes. âYes⌠I am very tired.â He whispers before slowly falling asleep.Â
Jonathan watches him closely, counting down the minutes and gently holding Edwardâs arm. He notices the bruises along his body slowly healing and going away, his warm body turning cold, his breathing evening outâŚÂ
âEdward?â He whispers.
The room stays quiet for a couple moments before Edwardâs eyes open, his irises crimson red.Â
I cannot count the amount of times iâve made this joke with different characters, I can but its alot, I quote this so often so itâs bound to happen, especially with whatever goes on in my circles
Jonathan Crane aka the Arkham slut
so maybe im crazy and this would probably never work but imagine like years after Rouges! is over and everyone is just like content (i would say happy but this is Rouges! we are talking about) and Edward and Susan like talk sorta regularly and she visits and they have dinners and Jon is there and the asshole he is he flirts with Susan even though she knows that heâs with Ed. Ed and Susan joke about things and just be siblings. Idk im a sucker for sibling relationships. Also in my AU Ed and Jon get married and like what if she walked him down the aisle because he never really had another person who looked after him as much as she did. Idk i think im malevulating (male ovulation for our transmascs).

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Theres no straight explanation for whatever is going on between Riddler and Scarecrow
Pls drop a like to the deleted episode of rogues on ao3 i literally cannot find it đ
God damnit did it not link on the post?
My deepest apologies, in the wise words of, ehhh let's say Beethoven.
I've got you twin
Link(pls work)