Messing up my customer service hotline job and playing a gunshot sound effect over the phone then coming back with a slightly different accent

wuthering heights retold as a series of airbnb reviews

#really awkward staff. rude host. ghost came through me window. stunning views though.#nice place. got mauled by a dog here but nice place. will stay again.#do NOT let them give you the attic room. refund!!!!!!!!#how the hell is this guy a superhost i am literally being held prisoner#0/5 stars very uncomfortable. couldn't rest. woke in torment tbh.

Not only did mama raise a quitter, but she also raised a procrastinator, people-pleaser, doormat, coward, and liar, and you can’t put a price on that

ⓘ This creature HATES the usage of generative artificial intelligence.

he's all in

he’s all in

he's all in

be pro-aging but wear sun screen. sun protection is not beauty industry propaganda it will save you. wear it. or else.

we are gonna be vacuuming up this post for the next five years

stop deactivating

i thought we all agreed we were here forever

i dont have any "tinnitus" i have an angel who lives in my blood and she likes to sing songs for me. ok