alexa

so-called "free thinkers" when Gasolina comes on

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

they should invent putting on sunscreen that doesn't feel like putting on sunscreen

t shirt that just says WHATEVER YOU’RE READING INTO MY FACIAL EXPRESSIONS AND BODY LANGUAGE YOU’RE MISINTERPRETING

Yahhh I have to build Rome. Yup it’s due tomorrow.. noo I haven’t started yet haha is that bad?

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

all these gay girls are like "wow i want a big lady to step on me" but where is the love for short girls stepping on you? short girl intimidating you with her presence and body language alone until you fall over and she steps on you?? short girl taking down a girl who's much taller than her and making her submit??? where's the love for my shadow of the colossus bitches???

op this is a very hot concept and your post is valid but did you HAVE to explain this with a gif from penguins of madagascar

I think that when you're overstimulated you should appear kind of grayed out and no one should be able to interact with you like a locked character in a video game

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

the year was Two Thousand and twenty-four. I took a puff of my Electronic-Cigarette, inhaling the vapours. my mobile terminal buzzed in my pocket, a flat slab of microchips and glossy touchscreen. I ignored it....... probably another Electronic-Mail

just received the best text message I’ve ever had. from my mom