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There was this one time in college when I was preparing for a test at home or something and I was like super fucking stressed out so I started counting over and over again because it sort of relived stress and at that moment my brother walked into the room to bug me but I was just sitting on the couch, staring into space just going "one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four" over and over again and he told me later that he was so weirded out by it that he completely forgot what he wanted from me and just left

I’m so glad this is on tumblr

My favourite thing about this is, he didn’t even have to call him ‘Captain’ he could have used the screen-name but he was SO MARRIED TO THE IMMERSION that he DID.

my fav.

Fun fact, the developers of this game loved this video so much that they made it an official advertisement of the game

[video description by @orwellsunderpants: a blonde white woman wearing a cowboy hat, plaid shirt, and jeans is sitting on a brown horse that has a black mane and a blaze on its nose.  They are outdoors in the chapparal, and there are small hills in the background. The woman keeps trying to deliver her speech, which starts out “Hi, everybody, I’m Stephanie Quayle,” but every time she starts to talk the horse whinnies. The woman is very patient with the horse, but she does seem a little frustrated. End description]

they do this so that they can prove people use the library, figure out what books are popular so they can make sure to get more like it or further entries in a series, and to figure out what times the library is more buisy while ive never killed a person in a library (yet) i do sometimes unshelve additional books to boost the statistics thus resulting in increased funding for the library, however small

librarians being a-ok with murder but draw the lines at reshelving books is painfully on brand

alright who had charlie the unicorn coming back on their 2021 bingo card

This is the content that keeps me on this site 24/7

Table tennis

Awww!

Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate? 

Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads