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you forgot the best part tho
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no lie, the second half of this post really helped me put a different perspective on my life and greatly the decreased the anxiety i have about my life to come

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scientific fact
my favorite mashup emoji is this one and i wish it was real so bad
The reason your snacks are unsatisfying is that you need both carb and protein.
Carb starts your engine, protein keeps it going.
No carb, engine don’t start. No protein, engine dies out fast.
Easy carb add on:
Cookie
Fruit (canned or fresh)
Chips
Piece of bread
Popcorn
Crackers
Easy protein add on:
Nuts
Spoonful of nut butter
Cheese
Roasted chickpea snacks
Glass of milk (dairy or non dairy)
Small canned sausages or similar
Sugar in there.
I am pleased by people messaging me telling me that after adding a carb or protein to their snacks or meals they feel more satisfied all day. Yes, my plan is working. People are getting through their days with less hangry.
“Your pets only love you because you feed them”
Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

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if it’s your birthday: happy birthday
if it’s not your birthday: reflect on why that is. 👆🏽
I’m reading some Chinese gacha pretty boy dating sim drama and Chinese fans complained about a guy being too tan, too buff, too western, and looking gay to the point the company issued an apology and removed the character. But I was looking at him and he looks the same as all the other guys
Google translating Chinese comments and news articles and people are sending cow dung to the developers offices . Damn this pretty boy dating sim shit gets serious !
Anyway guess which one of these characters the complaints are about
Anyway guess which
one of these characters the
complaints are about
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself
music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all
It's a lot healthier to go for a daily walk than to sign up for a gym membership you won't be using because you hate that kind of exercise. It's a lot healthier to eat a frozen meal than to skip a meal because you were too tired to cook something healthy. It's a lot healthier to take a quick shower than to procrastinate an elaborate routine for days. Don't aim so high that you won't be hitting anything!
this is actually really helpful and affirming thanks
*in tears* Thanks kitty, I needed this...

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Departing
pixel art can be so surreal because the really good stuff can sometimes just look like a really low res photo
tmi actually stands for tumblring my information
all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.
big pharma is keeping my sworn enemy from sitting in the chair next to my hospital bed and refusing to sleep until i wake up from being unconscious for 18 hours and announcing their presence by asking who did this to me in a deceptively calm tone before i even have time to figure out where i am or remember what happened ‼️‼️‼️‼️

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from a young age i knew i wanted to give up when things got hard
Follow the money behind America's data center boom. Track 2,300+ projects, PAC spending, and the politicians who sign off on it.
Reasons for hope: Lots of amazing people did a ton of work to make this fantastic, fully interactive resource available - because no matter how bleak things seem, there are millions, and millions of people doing everything they can to protect both the world and their own communities.
You can use this to view and subscribe to updates, project statuses, and for at least some of them even whole dossiers. This is an amazing resource, I highly recommend checking it out
IDK about other places, but a ton of cities in Kentucky have preemptively banned data centers from being built
This is really the one issue that unites people on all sides of the political spectrum.