per angusta ad augusta

anyone else living on a prayer or is it just me and that dude from new jersey

I miss HBO Rome. Augustus but with a Freudian relationship to the women in his life, as a treat. Tobias Menzies typecast in one of his classic stubborn disrespected quasi-idiot roles as Brutus. Writers just saying fuck it and letting Octavia have a lesbian situationship with her great uncles old girlfriend. Atia original wire mother. Vorenus and Pullo who are Just Some Guys constantly getting saved by divine intervention. The show implying that Vorenus is responsible for Caesar’s assassination bc he left his side to go try and kill his wife. Insufferable fuckboy Mark Antony. Unmatched television no one’s doing it like them anymore.

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

person who wears pads: i prefer wearing pads person who wears tampons: how can you walk around all day wearing a wet diaper full of blood that's so gross i could never! paul mccartney: john lennon wasn’t gay because if he wanted to have sex with men he would’ve had sex with me

was i normal / forgivable / worth saving at the party last night? be honest haha 😂 🙈

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial