1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

I saw a diva moment buried in the sand

i need to lock in (doesnt)

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

"what if someone regrets transitioning" if you are 18 or over in free country usa you can walk into any tattoo parlor and ask for a tattoo that will be on your body forever and ever and ever and they will give it to you with the understanding that if you dont like the result or you regret it later that's your fucking problem and not theirs

I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

Gonna be so funny when Trump dies of heat stroke in the middle of his 4th of July speech and topples off the podium with a sad little thud