1-800-ARE-YOU-SLAPPIN

they should invent a job that doesn't affect your schedule or energy level that you don't have to go to if you don't want but you still get paid

#they did it's called ceo apparently (via @characterlimit)

my mom is literally the most selfish person in the world 

I could really do with a reward or incentive

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

soimething purple just happened

reblog game tell me a girl character youre obsessed with (men you headcanon as women are not allowed)

usamerican soldier STUNNED into silence when he learns that his willing and paid participation in the murder and neocolonization of foreign people is a huge red flag to everyone with a conscience