six white horses

in period pain and sad should I watch thelma and Louise for the fourth time in a year

also drinking the gorgeous cocktail i made up which is cherry limeade, guava juice, vodka and chili powder

remember when george costanza converted to latvian orthodoxy

making cheesy pasta w meatballs or “we have noodles and company at home.”

tommy wiseau voice beat me take my blood whatever but a lot of the anti ai hate on here is weird and performative. you should hate gen ai bc its unregulated capitalism like much of the rest of the tech industry not bc it is Morally Corrupt Because Its Not Ensouled... we've lost the plot a little

big orange notice on my building door saying theyre going to shut off our gas unless some permit is filled out and my building super has not responded to my text abt it #awesomes

youre telling me they put a man on the moon and havent figured out vegan lox that actually tastes good

if I dont have a steady diet of lox bagels and camel blues I will pass away badly