blame it on my juice

damn shawty you look like someone i could get involved in a concerning dynamic with

they should invent a desire to be desired that doesnt just make you feel humilated and guilty

oh look at me wanting to be both made useful and considered something worth wanting. like some kind of idiot

I will forever believe the true reason Garak is nowhere to be seen during "Doctor Bashir, I presume" is that learning that Julian is enhanced and has been successfully lying etc for so long would finally be the straw that broke the lizard's back and Garak would be overcome with lust and do all in his might to consummate their relationship (if they hadn't been doing that already), and the sexual tension would have been so bad, that by the time the audience had realised they wouldn't be showing gay human-cardassian sex on the tv screen, even the most homophobic of watchers would have been like "Garak is so out of character in this episode, literally unwatchable"

Is he, you know...

... an exiled Cardassian spy hiding in the stronghold of his people's greatest enemy?

I can’t believe that Andy was so powerful they had to nerf his take on Garak’s sexuality on the show and in the book and yet Garak is still so clearly fucking queer!

Someone needs to write a fic called ‘Finesse Cardassian’. Look, if someone else doesn’t do it I’ll have to and I’ve got a lot of WIPs.