just call me dawno

People on here talk about Laura Palmer like she’s their friend who actually died

check this out i'm playing bad apple in your imagination

reblog to play bad apple on your mutuals

When i don’t post for a few minutes thats me moving in SILENCE. Know that i’m moving in silence in those moments.

You are 60% water and every lake, river, pond, swamp, creek, and ocean you encounter wants to reclaim it desperately. Be careful out there.

Scheduling this for when weather starts warming up. Be careful swimming this summer

i teleport behind you like in the animes but we’re ass to ass

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

can you people stop reblogging this my notes look like lunchtime

fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams

becoming homophobic because when two characters in a scene have the same pronouns you have to say their names one william times

The sheer roundness of this kitten must be admired.

you have to forgive the printer because it's one of the most machine-ass machines we interact with on a day to day basis. that thing says kerchunk. hardly anything says kerchunk these days. you can't get mad at her when she kerchunks up a little.