WELL. FUCK

People don’t even say w00t anymore.

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

we can’t talk here contact me in my dream tonight

dont ask me what tf im talking about. i dont know ok? im just the vessel. the message has been gifted. i‘ve moved on

if i could say anything to my 14 year old self it would be "please dont stop playing tf2, when youre an adult woman youll try to get back into it but youll have forgotten all the soldier rollouts and youll only be good at the hitscan classes and itll hurt your Gamer Cred". and my 14 year old self would say "when im a what,"

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

been reposting my tumblr posts on bluesky. don't tell those chumps i'm feeding them my leftovers lmao