Artistic Nomad

oh no my pornography is turning into an angst-filled character study

Oh no my angst-filled character study is turning into pornography

people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?

The sandwich i had for lunch didnt moan and scream and squirm against my body and then become limp and pliable when i was done now did it

dreamt that i went to a car dealership and Light Yagami and L were there and I saw L first so I went "woah are you L death note?" and L went "L what?" and light went " L WHAT."

This meme ages like a fine wine every year that passes.

can I make a confession that might get me in trouble

me if i was lobsta 🦞 monday

Dunno if this is real or false memory but I grew up watching soviet cartoons and "cute sturgeon wearing a bandana over her head" was like a reoccurring character design. But I haven't been able to find any screenshots. So either slavic bandana sturgeon is lost media, an original idea that came to me in a dream, or Google is falling apart piece by piece and we wont be able to find anything online ever again

music jon bois plays before revealing the Arizona Cardinals didn't make the playoffs

Silly question - Does Nova accept belly rubs?

Sometimes. I thought she was asking for belly rubs today (stomping, kicking at her belly), so I obliged. Then she bit my ass. hard. And I realized she'd been kicking at a fly.

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