I Don't Even Know

Bernie Sanders says Black Lives Matter

Sounds like something somebody with a dinosaur would say.

THIS IS SO FUNNY

LMAO

•if he disrespects his mom •if he disrespects blue collar workers •if he doesn’t tip or leaves loose pennies •if he is mean to animals •if he doesn’t touch you in public •if he won’t tell his friends about you •if he says “I’ve never been with a ____ girl before.” •if he won’t address his female friends by name instead just calls them “a friend” •if all his exes “are psycho” •if he’s never worked a day in his life •if he chooses a drug over spending time with you •if he disagrees with feminism •if he’s white and he throws around the N word •if he isn’t proud of what you do •if he makes rape jokes •if you tell him you haven’t shaved down there and he quickly changes his mind about giving you oral •if he chooses the music or movies without asking what you think •if he voluntarily shows up late to pick you up •if you catch yourself googling “what is an abusive relationship?”

(via bl-ossomed)

Donald Trump vs Alaska 5000

These vases are sculptures of an anatomical human heart, cast in resin and hand-painted. Each measures 10.5" tall. As you can imagine, they can be rather expensive – but we’re giving one away for free! Winner has their choice of one red or grey anatomical heart vase. Enter to win here!

me, trying to outrun my feelings. there i go

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