Okay, okay, but consider: Ghost who cannot for the life of him figure out how to show his appreciation for the team like a normal person and the rookies are all weirded out by some of the shit he does for Price, Gaz, and Soap (memorizing oddly specific stuff about them like a stalker, giving them gifts that feel weird as hell like teeth and bullet casings, lurking behind them like a cryptid, etc.) and the boys are just like "Oh no this is fine. Sweet, even. Ghost is the sweetest, just awkward." and there's just this brick wall of a man watching them through the corner of his eye in the distance.
Idk if you can see the vision or if I'm just delusional but I figured I'd throw it out there <3
Yup. Yes absolutely. This is him.
The gifts he gives seem so out there and weird. But they are actually the sweetest and well thought through.
He gives Johnny rocks and the most random things like gum wrappers, and all the rookies wonder how terrified of ghost Johnny is to accept that.
But in reality Johnny collects rocks, and he likes gluing things like shiny gum wrappers in one of his scrap books.
He straight up gives Kyle bullets, like a tonne of different bullets, and everyone assumes it's a threat.
But Simon just knows Kyle is really interested in different guns and bullets, and collects them, so whenever he gets a chance he nicks bullets that Kyle doesn't have.
Price he gives cigars, and the rookies assume it's bribary.
He also gives all of them can tabs, which the rookies question why the fuck can tabs, like he is so weird. But they all have a silly little trading deal of a can tab for a kiss, and Simon collects every single can tab he can to give them.
He is apparently really weird because he will just headbut people or rest his head on theirs and the rookies say it's sooo unsettling.
Meanwhile The team always feels so lucky. Because Simon is weird about touch, he often isn't up to too much touch, but he'll do that, resting on them, totally trusting them and having touch without to much.
Soap also love headbuts people.
I love silly guy ghost. Absolutely brilliant idea
