gay as heck

I can’t let motherfuckers know I got desires or they’ll think I suck

rip to you guys but i love assembling ikea furniture its so fun its like legos

people complain about how confusing assembling ikea furniture is and meanwhile i rise above their understanding and exist beyond their pitiful mortal comprehension as i spend a wonderful day assembling two twin beds with nothing but two hex keys, hope, and a whole lot of screws. 10/10 experience would do again

talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip

Truly love the number of people I've met that have been like "Well I went to a Catholic school as a kid, which is to say I'm not Catholic" like damn Catholic schools really out here doing the exact opposite of missionary work.

How do they even advertise to parents? "Are you Catholic? Would you like your kids not to be? Send them down to Holy Joe's and we'll nip that problem in the bud."

OH MY GOD BABEY BABEY BABEY

Kicky beans

@advanced-procrastination @tx-tornado @offthebeatenpathtexas @wolfbeat

I believe in using songs to say things

I love how the episode is called “Chidi Sees the Time Knife”  but it has no bearing whatsoever on the plot

I'm killing it on this gay little website

good afternoon ladies and entities. regrettably, i am feeling

Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here.

How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army?????

I love you

this implies cindrella is straight man

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cinderella!?

Babygirl I’m popping joints that paleontologists don’t even know about

No, fuck. Chiropractors

Yo mama so old her chiropractor is a paleontologist

I was told to chicken dance specifically

the list of chicken based medical treatments grows longer soup dance