Black Lives Matter

Happy anniversary, you stupid fucks!

10% Luck; 20% Skill; 15% concentrated doctor of phil

not to step into a controversial topic but i know exactly what i want and who i want to be, i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine, i’m now becoming my own self fulfilled prophecy, oh, oh no, oh no, oh no-o

the authoritarian right’s obsession with not jacking off is the funniest thing ever they’re like monks but racist

beats being a godless degenerate from the left

happy bday naruto

Happy birthday naruto

Some days. Not gonna lie.

this is an advanced joke

you will be a person in your room and be like i need to listen to music or i will go crazy

jeb i think we just have adhd

every artist who has ever attempted to satirize masculinity i am so sorry

you could name a movie Portrait of a delusional abuser ruining his own life in pursuit of a fictional standard of manhood and 89% of its fanbase would still be like "Fuck yeah man it was so cool when Shit Cumdick gave that badass speech about how pushing everyone away and never letting yourself feel emotions is actually a good idea for your life. fuckin dope flick"