Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

i see u all have once again discovered Lake

folks have been asking what book this is from or what show or movie or interview. it is an interview i made up in my brain and not one that happened in other media. i wrote it and drew it

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees

its important to have a game on your wishlist that keeps going on sale every couple of months and you still never buy it

They're doing nothing to me #controlgroup

Every morning, I put on my thinking cap and my smartiepants. Unfortunately, there is no shirt that properly proclaims my intellectual abilities, so I have to go tits out

whatever.

i dont caaaaaare

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