Man I miss free the nipple. Its getting warmer and we don’t even have free the nipple anymore

ten billion years of kitties and puppies

the human brain is so cool, if you're tired and stressed enough, your brain will go, "don't worry, I got you" and shadows will start moving

and what's the genital situation on the shadows

oh this is my post

Training my nervous system to choose an unfamiliar heaven instead of a familiar hell

are you guys gonna wrap it up with the dog motif anytime soon

literally man's best friend but whatever. i guess you do sexual roleplay as some kind of tender-leaved houseplant?

you know full well that my sexual roleplays are geological in nature

i see u all have once again discovered Lake

folks have been asking what book this is from or what show or movie or interview. it is an interview i made up in my brain and not one that happened in other media. i wrote it and drew it

I always wanted to be the guard that tells only lies

I mean I've actually never wanted to be that.

Stupid stupid stupid. C'mon. At this rate I'll never be a lie guard.

fuck i’m trying to catch all these flies but they think my vinegar is stupid. i have honey also but that’s for me i can’t give them any of that

management trying to hire and retain employees