From Tales To Legends

1: Murphy: spoon full of nutella counts as lunch right? OP: murphy that will kill you Murphy: im only allergic to like 4 things in it OP: exhibit a

2: Murphy: technically speaking can i put a safety pin in a piercing? [eight minutes later] i can

3: Murphy: i want mac and cheese but im allergic to life OP: eat the mac and cheese

4: Murphy: what happens if i microwave an uncooked egg still in its shell? OP: idk find out Murphy: kk [two minutes later] {all caps} It Explodes

5: Murphy: bleach cant like hurt my skin right?

6: Murphy: if its any consolation i know why stink bugs are called stink bugs now

7: Murphy: how much chocolate before it makes me sick challenge Op: you….yo..your e….alerg.ic.. Murphy: and?

8: Murphy: what happens if i microwave grapes? [six hours later] {all caps} They Explode

Black Hand

Asset for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim

finally watched the plagueround. i love them so much