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some people don’t deserve fanfics, much less for free.

also even if authors didn’t tag any specific warnings but they used the “creator chose not to use archive warnings” tag, then that is your warning.

“omg you should’ve —” no one forced your entitled ass to read anything. fanfic writers write for themselves and their own enjoyment. if you don’t like what you’re reading, quietly leave. ao3 is not an airport. no one cares about your departure so no need to announce it.

totallysilvergirl

#fanfic#I mean#what’re y’all thinkin’ the E means out there#Expressive?#Excellent?#Energetic?#and ffs#do you return a book you buy the moment it has smut?#y’all think that just because you’re given the mode to communicate#it gives you leave to say ALL THE THINGS#don’t. just. DON’T.

@ishipanarmada these are too good to leave in the tags

#I actually think they might be thinking the E means for Everyone like with video games #when I first started reading Ao3 I thought that's what it meant too #I soon realized that was not the case so I looked up what the letters ACTUALLY mean on Ao3

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yesornopolls

Were you interested in taboo fiction when you were under 12?

Yes

Voting ended onJun 22

#I'm 99% the answer is yes for me #but also no because my parents were of the mind of #'let the kids read/watch what they want and if it's got stuff they don't understand EXPLAIN IT'#I grew up watching CSI and SVU and the SPAWN cartoon among other things and I was a child #if anything CSI turned me off ever trying drugs due to events of certain episodes #like that one where the guys kills his best friend cause he's having a bad trip #or the kids that died by diving into an empty swimming pool they didn't know was empty because LSD #or the infamous 'cooked the baby' episode which I think was actually a L&O of some flavor based on the myth #but it sure made little me go “NOPE” when it came to drugs #probably better than DARE did to be honest #maybe idk I was very “I must follow the rules because disappointing authority figures is no benuo”

angelusfangs

question for whump/hurt/comfort enjoyers. do you like it better when the whump is believable (i.e things happening that, realistically, are somewhat reasonably survivable) or do you like it when the writer just goes ham and you suspend your disbelief and don't care if it's realistically survivable?

realistic or suspension of disbelief?

realistic

suspension of disbelief

secret third option/tell me in the tags

Voting ended onJun 12

#both #kinda depends on the realism of the series the whump is happening?#like In Bleach I can tolerate a lot crazier whump because they have waaay more ways of dealing with it and also shinigami are just #way tougher than a human. Always losing gallons and gallons of blood #Hell you wanna get REALLY crazy with the whump you can like have the original whumpee die despite their carer's best efforts #then reincarnate the dead whumpee with or without memories for the mental anguish of the one who 'failed to save them'#fufufufufufuf

acrowseye-deactivated20250112

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

#Fries #Chips #Biscuits (though specifically those look like Red Lobster's Cheddar Bay Biscuits)#Cookies #Soda #Candy #Cigarettes #Beanie #Cotton Candy #Southern USA

yurimom

MY FRIEND IS FINDING OUT THAT HES COLORBLIND AND WE’RE ALL HELPING HIM THROUGH IT LMAOOOOOO

yurimom

UPDATE WE HAVE TWO COLORBLIND BITCHEZ IN THE SERVER

yurimom

what the fuck is going on

alwaysabeautifullife

On the last one Deuteranomaly and Protanomaly are identical though

azzandra

What I’m getting from this is that there are a lot more colorblind people in the world than even colorblind people know.

sheepolypse

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waywardmorgann-deactivated20240

WAIT! DEUTERANOMALY AND PROTANOMALY IS THE SAME! IT’S THE FUCKING SAME! WHAT ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?????

audliminal

The deuteranomaly and protanomaly ones are very similar but they are different. The purple section ranges out a little farther to the right in the protanomaly one. Not seeing the difference between might not indicate color blindness but rather difficulty with color differentiation.

sanctuaryforalluniverses

The green is also slightly more vivid in the protanomaly strip than it is in the deuteranomaly one.

#thank goodness they're all noticeably different for me #no surprise colorblindness for me this day

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a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay

you're a magical girl now, the last thing you ate is your magical girl name is it good?

yes

it's perfect

it's awful

it's funny, i love it

results

Voting ended onFeb 25

#Magical Girl Twinkie

grootficguy

“Every Pokemon is someone’s favourite” I’m making a spreadsheet to see if this is true. Reblog with your favourite Pokemon in the tags.

Here’s the spreadsheet in-progress

grootficguy

Ok, mother of GOD that's a lot of responses and I am but one man with Excel. I'll update these ASAP but also some rules:

A Pokemon only counts for itself, not its evolution line.

A Pokemon with multiple forms (like Zygarde) will only be counted for the specified form. A Pokemon with multiple appearances (like Spinda, Vivillon, Sylvally, etc.) count for all their appearances.

I'm literally doing this as a testament to my own depression that not everyone is lovable, so add that to the weight of this post's meaning.

#Oh gosh this is tricky #I have many I love so it's a toss up which is my favorite on any given day #Beedril is probably my favorite #love my giant murder hornet #but I also love like basically all the butterfly/moth/wasp/bee pokemon #but also the various flower lady/faeries #but water types also #but also psychic and fairy types #might be simpler to list pokemon I don't like and that's pikachu #literally the only one I actively dislike and it's mostly the oversaturation at the expense of Pichu/Raichu #Though if gamefreak keeps going the way they do with Charizard I could get to the point of being really MEH about the big lizard

mogwaipoet

This game, about listing as many animals as you can, is shockingly well-considered and polished for such an apparent shitpost of a game idea

hot new brain workout

strixcattus

268 animals listed 🐶🙀🐔🦃🐦🐎🐄🐽🐏🐐🐛🐦🐦‍⬛🐦🐦🦢🐦🐦🐦🐘🐯𓃬🦓𓃴🫎🦌🐦🐦🐦‍⬛🐦🦆🐦🦆🦆🐼🐻🐻‍❄️🐻🐻🐨🦍🦆🦆🦆🐦🐦🐦🐦🐛🐝🐛🦌🦌🐦🐦🐦𓅦🦚🦇🐦‍⬛🦇鯉𓇼🐙🦑🦪🐦🐦🦅🦅🦅🐦𓅃🐦🐦🐦🐦🐛🐜℥🐆🐦𓅪🐦🐦🐦𓆈🦎🦎🐢🐢🐢🐢🐹🐰🐦🐦🐦🐦🦌🦗🐛🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉🦉𓅣𓅣𓅣🪱🕷🕷🐁🐀🦨🐿🐦🕊️🕊️🕊️🐌🐌🦀🦐🐧🐌🐌🐌🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🦆🐦🐦🦆🪰🪰🪲🪲🫅🐛🦋🦎🦙🐫🐪🪿🪿🦝🐦🐺🦇🦉🦥🦘🦏🦛🦖🦕🦕🦕🪸🕊️🦤𓃲🦣🦊🦊🦊🕷🪰🐦🕊️🐦🐦🐦🦐🐋🫍🐟🦈🦈🦈🦈🐳🐟𓅃𓅃🐧🐧🐧

Get on my level right now

#lol my best/only score was also 74 #granted it was 4am and I'd just woken up for a short while

angelbabymikaa

wuuruvu

kindly-whisper-norbury

pokemontheywouldhave

Would Zuko from Avatar the Last Airbender have a Ninetales?

Yes, they would

No, they would not

see results :3

Voting ended onJan 26

Please reblog for larger sample size :)

#wait hear me out #the whole royal family gets a Vulpix they must raise into a Ninetales and being firebenders don't need firestones to do it #Azula has a shiny Vulpix/Ninetales #They also all have pokemon more fitting to the character #but Vulpix/Ninetales is just a sign of the Royal Family

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batmanisagatewaydrug

hello fellow non-Black tumblr users. welcome to my saw trap. if you'd like to leave, please name one (1) Black woman author who is not Maya Angelou, Toni Morrison, bell hooks, Octavia Butler, or N.K. Jemisin. bonus points if she's published a book in the last five years.

evegoldenwoods

For my own future reference, and for anyone else who wants it, a list of authors mentioned in the notes. (I cannot promise this is comprehensive, there are a lot of reblogs and I might have missed some.) I've included a link for each author, where possible I've tried to find one that leads you to their books, prioritising own websites/publishers, falling back on wikipedia otherwise.

If you find any mistakes in the links let me know and I'll edit. This post will be in two parts, because I literally broke tumblr with how many authors there were. I think it's about a hundred and fifty.

Faridah Àbíké-Íyímídé - speculative fiction

Marguerite Abouet - graphic novels

Elizabeth Acevedo - fiction, poetry

Chimamanda Ngozi Adichie - fiction

Tomi Adeyemi - young adult fantasy

K Ancrum - speculative contemporary young adult

Lily Anderson - fiction

Ashley Antoinette - fiction

Ama Ata Aidoo - poetry, fiction, plays

Kemi Ashing Giwa - speculative fiction

Kalynn Bayron - young adult, fantasy

Malorie Blackman - childrens' books, young adult

Natasha Bowen - fantasy

Gwendolyn Brooks - poetry

Natasha Brown - fiction

NoViolet Bulawayo - fiction

Constance Burris - speculative fiction

CL Clark - fantasy, speculative fiction

Wahida Clark - urban fiction

Lucille Clifton - poetry, fiction

Alyssa Cole - romance, thrillers, graphic novels

Kamilah Cole - fiction

Claire Coleman - fiction, essays, poetry

Maryse Condé - fiction, non-fiction, plays

Emma Dabiri - non-fiction

Edwidge Danticat - fiction

Angela Davis - philosophy

Carolina Maria De Jesus - memoir

Hayley Dennings - fiction

Tracy Deonn - fiction

Nicky Drayden - speculative fiction

Tananarive Due - horror, comics

Camille Dungy - memoir, poetry

Esi Edugyan - fiction

Zetta Elliot - childrens' books, teen fiction, adult fiction

Bernardine Evaristo - fiction

Conceição Evaristo - fiction, non-fiction

Eve Ewing - poetry, fiction, non-fiction, comics

Radna Fabias - poetry

Namina Forna - young adult fantasy

Latoya Ruby Frazier - non-fiction

Stella Gaitano - fiction

Camryn Garrett - fiction, middle grade

Roxane Gay - fiction, non-fiction, comics

Nicole Glover - fantasy, speculative fiction

Nikki Giovanni - poetry, essays

Jewelle Gomez - fiction, plays

Annette Gordon-Reed - non-fiction (history)

Pumla Dineo Gqola - non-fiction

Deanna Grey - romance

Yaa Gyasi - fiction

Andrea Hairston - fiction

Lorraine Hansberry - plays

Saidiya Hartman - non-fiction, theory

Alexis Henderson - dark speculative fiction

Adriana Herrera - romance

Talia Hibbert - romance

bell hooks - fiction, non-fiction, poetry

Pauline Hopkins - fiction, non-fiction, plays

Nalo Hopkinson - speculative fiction

Jordan Ifueko - comics, fantasy, young adult

Samantha Irby - non-fiction

Justina Ireland - science fiction, fantasy, comics

Meka James - contemporary and erotic romance

Tiffany D Jackson - young adult

Beverly Jenkins - romance

Alaya Dawn Johnson - speculative fiction

Micaiah Johnson - science fiction

Mariame Kaba - non-fiction

Petals Kalulé - fiction, poetry [Petals is noted as using she/they, I'm not 100% sure of their gender identity and past a certain point it feels weird to investigate too much]

Mikki Kendall - fiction, non-fiction

Jamaica Kincaid - fiction, non-fiction

Zaire Krieger - poetry

Nella Larsen - fiction

Karmen Lee - romance

Kirsten R. Lee - young adult

Margot Lee Shetterly - non-fiction

Audre Lourde - poetry, non-fiction

evegoldenwoods

And here's part two:

Terry Macmillen - fiction

Robin Maynard - non-fiction

Amber Mcbride - poetry, young adult

Janet Mock - non-fiction, screenwriting

Brittney Moris - comics, young adult, fantasy

Bethany C Morrow - fiction, science fiction, young adult

Leila Mottley - fiction, poetry

Beatriz Nascimento - non-fiction

Leticia Nascimento - I think non-fiction primarily

Gloria Naylor - fiction

Zora Neale Hurston - fiction, non-fiction

Grace Nichols - poetry

Siphiwe Gloria Ndlovu - fiction

Trifonia Melibea Obono - fiction

Shirlene Obuobi - comics, fiction

Nnendi Okorafor - science fiction

Melatu Uche Okorie - fiction

Chinelo Okparanta - fiction

Helen Oyeyemi - fiction

Nell Painter - non-fiction

Morgan Parker - poetry, non-fiction

Nikki Payne - romance

Koleka Putuma - plays, poetry

Claudia Rankine - poetry, plays, non-fiction

Sarah Raughley - young adult

Dia Reeves - fantasy, horror, science fiction

Kiley Reid - fiction

Stacy Reid - romance

Djamila Ribero - philosophy

Legacy Russell - fiction, non-fiction, poetry

Layla F. Saad - non-fiction

Sofia Samatar - fiction, non-fiction

Liselle Sambury - fantasy

Analeigh Sbrana - romance, fantasy

Namwali Serpell - fiction

Ntozake Shange - plays, poetry

Christina Sharpe - non-fiction

Nisi Shawl - fiction, alternate history

Jamison Shea - dark fantasy/horror

Patricia Smith - poet

Tracy K Smith - poet

Zadie Smith - fiction

Sister Souljah - fiction

Kiki Swinson - fiction

Mildred D Taylor - young adult/children's lit

Katerina Teaiwa - non-fiction

Teresia Teaiwa - poetry

Angie Thomas - young adult, middle grade

Leah Thomas - non-fiction

Spike Trotman - comics

Tloto Tsamaase - science fiction

Nikki Turner - urban fiction

Maxine Tynes - poetry

Ngozi Ukazu - comics

Shola von Reinhold - fiction

Wanjikũ wa Ngũgĩ - fiction

Jasmine Walls - graphic novels

Alice Walker - fiction, non-fiction, poetry

Jesmyn Ward - fiction

Monica West - fiction

Phyllis Wheatley-Peters - poetry

Rita Williams-Garcia - young adult, middle grade

Stephanie Williams - comics, non-fiction

Tia Williams - fiction, romance

Raquel Willis - non-fiction

Jamila Woods - poetry

Jacqueline Woodson - childrens' books, young adult, fiction, poetry

Alexis Wright - fiction, non-fiction

Zane - erotic fiction

Fiona Zedde - fiction

bespectacledbunnys

Attica Locke - Mystery/Thriller Fiction

Oyinkan Braithwaite - Fiction

Isabel Wilkerson - Non-fiction

leebrontide

Hell yeah!!!

batmanisagatewaydrug

Akwaeke Emezi isn't on the list of Black women because they're not a woman

#welp I'd die #I don't know any WHITE authors except like that one we all hate #let alone non-white #I also haven't read a book that's come out in the last at least 10 years so #I probably still wouldn't know the authors names if I had #I am bad at names

beardedmrbean

theman

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

tattooedzombigirl

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

imanutcase-10

Then bring me luck

thirddeadlysin

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

tgis is so fucking funny to me. they accidentally Rock Lee'd a retired racehorse

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

imagine youre a fat horse and your new neighbour is a personal trainer

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

horse that reads Marcus Aurelius

voyage-of-the-porn-spreader

I was wrong. they didnt rock lee him. this horse is literally Gai. and i wish he was my dad

#The first horse is Gai #Equinox is Rock Lee

cheshire-cat-lenalee2

unclefather

can’t risk it

bentejam

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS.

fakesurgery

Gotta take all the chances…..

fit-beach-tea

Never risk it

reshipped

i had to

superchubly

Need some good luck. Really do.

what-owo

Why not haha

marciereynard

i only rb the positive ones, fuck the negative ones lmao

yesthefandomfreakblr

might as well

bubblespalace-deactivated202501

GIVME PLS

nunezs-stuff-deactivated2025102

PLEASE

a-bookworms-teashop

Might as well

berylcups

🍀 Gimme dat luck bb 🍀

galacticcrash

Do you remember the first RANDOM* shiny Pokemon you've found?

Yes (tell me :V)

I think so? Maybe? (tell me anyway :V)

No :(

I've never found a random shiny

I don't play pokemon

Voting ended onNov 17, 2025

*by random i mean non-scripted, not hunting for it actively, you're just wandering around in any game and you just found it somewhere

(tell me the game too, not just the pokemon :V)

#geodude pokemon diamond #named him Nugget

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salty-inc

Just something I really want to share on here because it’s important.

salty-inc

adhdandcomics

this is really important to remember, even if you said something stupid and don’t feel like repeating it- it can still feel isolating to folks with hearing and auditory processing problems!

#if I ever did this it's almost always because I have literally forgotten what I just said #meaning I can't actually repeat myself because I'm as lost as y'all

chainedmemory28

Cinderiku!!

#IS Maleficent the evil Step-Mother?#Who are the Step-sisters?#Step-brothers?

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