Dark Lord of the Deep Fryer

living in the countryside really strikes the fear of god into you at the most random moments. you’ll just make eye contact with a cow or stare for too long into a brook and all of a sudden you’ll think something like “these are old bones and i am merely a passing occupant” and then you have to go and put the kettle on to cope

the fucking eagles got him

fuck jkr for convincing a whole generation that “witch” and “wizard” are male/female versions of the same thing

I watched this indonesian horror movie and they did have some “bloopers” except instead of being funny outtakes, they were points in filming where they were forced to stop because the actress playing as the ghost got possessed a couple times and they had to do an exorcism

oh good you’re awake, you were starting to dream in anime again

genderqueer people are secretly raccoons

Shhhh, nobody was supposed to know…

@we-are-trickster

That fuckin smile at the end

I support this bisexual avian thrupple. 

This is wat ur mcm sounds like..

meme genre i like: real life images with video game UIs edited over them

have you got any examples?

holy fuck this has a lot more notes than i remember