*yoshi noises*

quicksaves in front of you and doesnt even do anything its just to make you nervous

When she's an adult woman and you're mutually attracted to each other

you fucking sicko

Context for anyone who is wondering: Lamine Yamal's parents won an UNICEF raffle for a charity photoshoot in which Barça players posed with kids, and 5 month old Lamine happened to get 20yo Messi. Which is like. Literally insane

Everyones undertale sprites they drew on wplace last year have all swept by a gyre into a heap in the pacific ocean

hypnospace outlaw is a game that asks questions like what if the only way to extract the contents of a zip file was to feed it to your tamagotchi and wait a few seconds for it to poop out the decompressed file

hypnospace outlaw makes you consider things like what if the only way to uninstall banzibuddy was to spend robux on an uninstaller, but also your job as a moderator for geocities exclusively paid you in robux

Is there anything he haven't wear yet

a condom

im not a furry but i share some of their beliefs

Im always like "i will not add my two cents. i will not add my two cents" but i cant lie the pennies are getting sweaty in my hand