Life Is Just One Big RPG

has anyone also noticed that they feel awful

They're using remote control exactly the way god intended

This post has liver failure

dried chile

this is cruel and NOT funny. Chile only uses this position when defending itself from predators; whoever took this photo obviously put Chile in a stressful situation for “likes” and “follows”. please stop reblogging this.

what the fuck are you talking about, this is just the position chile rests in when it’s not extended to capture small islands, are you confusing it with argentina again

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

might go wild and have the courage to change the things i can

Would be funny if I had the wisdom to know the difference

having someone watch u play video games is an underrated form of companionship

you're only trying to ritually sacrifice me because you think i'm hot just admit it

like i'm sorry but the whole chained to an altar thing just isn't that subtle

can you OD on vitamin D

that’s how icarus died