無駄無駄

So others need not squint to read “On March 11, 889 CE, 17 year-old Emperor Uda wrote:  ‘On the 6th day of the 2nd Month of the First Year of the Kampo era. Taking a moment of my free time, I wish to express my joy of the cat. It arrived by boat as a gift to the late Emperor, received from the hands of Minamoto no Kuwasahi.  The color of its fur is peerless. None could find the words to describe it, although one said it was reminiscent of the deepest ink. It has an air about it, similar to Kanno. Its length is 5 sun, and its height is 6 sun. I affixed a bow about its neck, but it did not remain for long. In rebellion, it narrows its eyes and extends its needles. It shows its back. When it lies down, it curls in a circle like a coin. you cannot see its feet. It’s as if it were a circular Bi disk. When it stands, its cry expresses profound loneliness, like a black dragon floating above the clouds. By nature, it stalks birds. It lowers its head and works its tail. It can extend its spine to raise its height by at least 2 sun. Its color allows it to disappear at night. I am convinced it is superior to all other cats.’”

Will always kill me that in yakuza canon japans bubble economy was crashed by majima

no offense but i want every little kid to be safe and have a good childhood.

BILL NYE!!!!!!

YEAAAAH!!!

BILL BILL BILL BILL BILL

Jim Henson drew the first sketch and was like "yeah that's fine"

and he was right!!!

What would you do if we kissed in the bloody palace

Jane Austen was really out there 200 years ago writing lines like “If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more” that to this day are still so swoon-worthy.

You assign university work to the university student? You assign university work to the university student at university? Jail for professors! Jail for professors for one thousand years!

That bird is gay. The DRAMA.

Drama queens

i never think more than two months into the future otherwise i start bawling and puking and clutching my stomach