Sleepy

I want to strangle him

realizing that kromer is definitely a deliberate reference to kroner is driving me insane i genuinely thought it was a funny little coincidence...........why is spamton obsessed w norwegian (and/or danish) currency what r u gonna do with that buddy u gonna go to narvesen and buy urself a rosinbolle? some lefse perhaps? a bottle of farris to wash it all down? freak

I swear to god a good eighty percent of the bug reports I get for my mod are like this

passing in public makes me feel like white shrek

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

what was yesterday, cat?

I’m not missing it this year.