Carl Doonan's Tumblr That Still Exists

This Wahfuddled Li'l Wario says: "Wah? Nothin'? I mean, I know you can't trust every Direct rumor, but... come on, man." 🧄👃💰

This Widdle Li'l Flittle says: "Flittle flit flit~ Flit Flittle flit~" 🐥🍮🔮

These Numb Li’l Numbers say: “6-7!! 6-7!!! Today is - SIX!!! SEVEN!!! This will be soon become utterly meaningless, but for the moment at least holds enough cultural significance to be acknowledged as dated!! 6-7!!” 6️⃣✨7️⃣

This Jingling Li'l Jester says: *Duplicitous jangling* 🃏🎭🤡

This Postulating Li'l Pelican says: "Bideos game." 🎣🦆🕹️

George! George! George of the Jungle! Strong as he can be! 💪🍈🥁

This Wuffing Li'l Wuffer says: "WUFF." 🐺🐶😶

This Baffling Li'l Bearsalisk says: "Have you tried honey-roasted rats? Stuff 'em with seeds and berries for the ultimate dish." 🐔🧸🐍

This Aimless Li'l Artiste says: "BUH." 👨‍🎨😐🎭

This Polychromatic Li'l Present says: "Happy, Happy Pride Month! Whether you wear the most garish paper on the planet or still keep your colors wrapped up inside - you are a vibrant gift!" 🌈🎁🏳‍🌈 (I'M REALIZING AS I TYPE THIS THAT TODAY IS MAY 31ST NOT JUNE 1ST OOPS)

This Bobbing Li'l Bobber says: *Boingy Boingy Boingy* 🐛🌰🦔

Mini-na the Small-ower 🐭🔍

This Nefarious Li'l Noblewoman says: "Oh, m'lord! Such magnificent bravery! Such dashing good looks! Please promise you'll catch me, should I faint from m'lord's awe-inspiring feats! (You foolish, thickheaded pawn...)" 👓👗😈

These Celebratory Li'l Slimes say: "40 years?! Goo-dness gracious, that's slimebelivable! We'll goo our best pudding on a goo-rand gel-ebration!" 4️⃣0️⃣💙