Blunt and Egotistical

When you hit 25

I will spend the rest of my life ensuring that your smile never fades.

those Grannysquare pockets tho! talent

:o

i honestly am welcome in most buildings, im an eager guest; and they love to have me

and yet a trace of the true self exists in the false self

wears all of these at once to convince people i’m god

I remember reading such a good heartfelt and intellectual essay about how Frodo Baggins is basically a perfect protagonist and it was absolutely correct but the one part I vividly remember is that there was a section about how he was put down a lot when the movies came out because he showed weakness and by 2001 toxic masculinity terms that’s inherently homosexual and the essay went on to be like “if going forward despite your pain and struggle because you’re kind at heart is gay, gay people should be proud to have him” and like I know what the real point here was but when I read that I was like cheers I’ll drink to that bro we gay people ARE proud to have Frodo Baggins

I'm going to Badwill. The evil thrift store.

salvation army

mr sandman was playing in this gas station and the cashier and i both sang “man me a sand” at the same fucking time without hesitation

What’s happening on Twitter? 😂

Love smash mouth

What’s going on this year

LMAO He just said he does

LMAO reblogging again because of 5he sass from dictionary.com 😂😂

Y'all know when you get wrecked by the damn dictionary you’re a fool

Never Forget 😂

The best fucking post on here

IT’S BACK

i’m actually wheezing at all of this

@nye-eclipsion