[Shaker] [&] [Mover]

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

i went at not writing island and saw all of you there

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

every day i am thankful to ancient humans for the domestication of the cat. fucking genius idea. agriculture was a good one too btw but you really outdid yourselves with the cat thing

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

Quick shout out to the Down syndrome kid from my after-school program back when I was in grade school. Like yea he had the usual issues but he was a sweetheart and quite funny; and one day both his parents showed up at the same time to pick him up and I had the experience of meeting a family of genetically disabled people that had jobs and a home and a kid in school and it was a profoundly normalizing experience for me like I couldn’t take eugenicists seriously after that because like “no they totally can have whole entire meaningful lives with marriage and children and work and hobbies have you not met Dennis??” Anyway quick shout out to Dennis you were a real one

tumblr is like an abandoned space station & you all are the thing in the vents

not me though. im girl with tanktop

''what if you regret it'' then you will expirience regret - a normal and unavoidable part of the human expirience.