Brothers Grimmsnarl

when i used to be a barista i remember this one time where we had a whiteboard in the back room, and my manager wrote out like goals for getting our customer service score up. and i found the marker and i wrote a new goal underneath her list that just said "The Rapture" and 4 some reason she didnt even erase it i just remember her very tiredly saying "oh. and if we get our customer connection score up to 60 we can have the rapture." why did she let me do that

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

men aren't obsessed with Rome they're obsessed with being patriarchs who get to subjugate everyone around them. He doesn't care about Pliny the Elder, he's having wet dreams where he gets to be Caesar. It's unironically the new vegas thing, we're living in an age beyond on-the-nose satire. This was also mussolini's deal

Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

i know ur from the uk(?) but reading this as an american is really really funny

why 😭 it’s about twenty one pilots???? Their new album is out sep 12th????

parents are allowed to straight-up torture their kids with zero consequences. they can withhold food and water, lock you out of shelter, confiscate your belongings, bar you from human contact, attack and harm you and exert complete control over your physical appearance. and this is just the norm. if you speak out against it you're seen as a delinquent or a predator. even otherwise progressive people get uncomfortable with the idea of dismantling the nuclear family unit because they still see it as the best way to keep kids safe when that simply couldn't be further from the truth. it's evil.

it's called a ball python because it is a python(🐍) that ball(🟠)

[id: a doodle of a python coiled up with a basketball on its head. the second doodle shows it extended completely and throwing the ball into a basketball hoop. /end id]

Here's an idea about why kids are so anxious and depressed all the time...the environments kids are in most of the time are very stressful and don't fulfill their needs for play, rest, proper variety of foods, positive social opportunities, and freedom from fear pain punishment etc

I’m not saying that more movies and tv shows need black women with swords, but what i am saying is the lack of black women with swords is highly disturbing and must be addressed. 

If you regret a permanent body alteration you got and your immediate thought is "raise the legal age for everybody who can do this" instead of "Maybe I, specifically, was a dipshit" you need to get Gotten by a mountain lion