Life is a Work of Art

Lizzo being the relatable Queen™ that she is.

this is legitimately the absolute funniest thing anyone has ever added to one of my posts, thank you for your service

rb if you were “gifted” in elementary school and were held to such a high standard that now this is what grades feel like

Anything else: you should probably just die

Tormund, tearing up: Now, that’s just hurtful.

The story that I want to tell you cannot be found in a book. They say the history of the West was written from the saddle of a horse, but it’s never been told from the heart of one, not ‘til now.

| That’s…. not how that works

same energy

#a bad liar

YOU DID THIS

Just so we know just exactly David was dealing with. 

I really have been just accepting that Lilo’s cover story “Stitch used to be a collie ‘til he got run over” as the story everyone accepted.

Bennet: Fly fishing gear Biden: Brake pads Cory: Marvel Studios Bullock: I like a nice slab serif, but who are you? Fix your kerning and you have two different blues! Pete: Trendy jeans Julian: Should’ve made your accent red De Blasio: Gross, try again without Power Point Delaney: Blank VHS tapes? Tulsi: Multiplayer space game for Playstation Gillibrand: Sex and the City Gravel: Is that the Discovery Channel font? Are you rocks? Harris: Unbreakable Kamala Schmidt Hickenlooper: The studio that brought you Minions Inslee: Too pharmaceutical. Ask your Dr if Inslee is right for you. Amy: No one knows you, Amy. Stop acting like we’re on first name basis. Wayne: Talk to Amy Seth: Feels gross to say and the arrow in your star points right, so that’s awkward Beto: Actual Whataburger spicy ketchup Tim Ryan: Please don’t copy Cory’s work. Eyes on your own paper. Bernie: Toothpaste Swalwell: Top Gun Warren: Expensive spring water. That N makes my jaw hurt. Marianne: Cosmetics Yang: Small airline