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@feralkin
thank god we wont have to see your stupid bullshit again đ¤˘
everyone point and laugh at the loser on anon

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wonder what my old mutuals would think of me now
theres only one gender and im not telling you what it is :)
does anyone else scroll down tumblr mobile and end up being put into a trance by the shitty fake phone game ads
bro you pulled the wrong pin.. now the tiger will kill the man...
bro the balls fell in the lava now this is truly a FAIL..

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"hey! you didn't do the thing i asked you to do!!"
list of reasons why i didn't do the thing:
i didn't remember
i thought i already did it
i didn't hear the directions
i didn't understand the directions
you never gave me directions
you never gave me clear directions
i didn't know how to execute the directions
executive dysfunction
i was in too much pain
doing it would cause me (more) pain
i got distracted
it made me anxious
it made me paranoid
it made me overwhelmed
sensory issues
depression fatigue
chronic illness fatigue
i was out of spoons
something else happened that triggered me and i panicked
something else happened that overwhelmed me and i had a meltdown
some combination of physical disability, neurodivergence, and mental illness prevented me from doing the thing
i was busy doing all the other things you asked me to do
NOT a list of reasons why i didn't do the thing:
i'm lazy
i'm defiant
i didn't care enough
i'm not trying
thank you.
[this is ok to rb even if not all bullet points apply to you or you have no official diagnosis! if you relate, you can rb!]
stop making jokes abt spoons in the notes before i kill u
âhey! you didnât do the thing i asked you to do!!â
list of reasons why i didnât do the thing:
i didnât remember
i thought i already did it
i didnât hear the directions
i didnât understand the directions
you never gave me directions
you never gave me clear directions
i didnât know how to execute the directions
executive dysfunction
i was in too much pain
doing it would cause me (more) pain
i got distracted
it made me anxious
it made me paranoid
it made me overwhelmed
sensory issues
depression fatigue
chronic illness fatigue
i was out of spoons
something else happened that triggered me and i panicked
something else happened that overwhelmed me and i had a meltdown
some combination of physical disability, neurodivergence, and mental illness prevented me from doing the thing
i was busy doing all the other things you asked me to do
NOT a list of reasons why i didnât do the thing:
iâm lazy
iâm defiant
i didnât care enough
iâm not trying
thank you.
[this is ok to rb even if not all bullet points apply to you or you have no official diagnosis! if you relate, you can rb!]
goddammit, im out of spoons again
out of spoons, or too many forks, it affects similarly.
my hobby is setting games on âeasyâ and still getting my fucking ass kicked
The spy chasing me throws a tracking device at my car. The throw is perfectly timed and the small, round device hits the bumper perfectly flush. However, since the tracker is magnetic and my shitty car is plastic, it bounces off
The spy is following me as I walk down the street. I bob in and out of shops. Pause and accelerate my pace randomly. Stop to tie my shoe so he loses sight of me. I stay perfectly out of his reach. This is all due to being sleep deprived, confused, hungry, and lost
The spy freezes my bank account. I do not notice for three weeks and only because Netflix sends me an email about non-payment
The spy chasing me does a stakeout at my house. After 4 days of trying to match my sleeping pattern he has to call HQ for backup
As important as explicit gay rep is, nothing will ever be funnier to me than an entire fandom collectively deciding a relationship between two characters is gay without even a shred of subtext
This post is about Tom Nook and Reddâs divorce

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Out of Touch
Hi i am Deficient in so many minerals and im about to do something ill regret
âhey! you didnât do the thing i asked you to do!!â
list of reasons why i didnât do the thing:
i didnât remember
i thought i already did it
i didnât hear the directions
i didnât understand the directions
you never gave me directions
you never gave me clear directions
i didnât know how to execute the directions
executive dysfunction
i was in too much pain
doing it would cause me (more) pain
i got distracted
it made me anxious
it made me paranoid
it made me overwhelmed
sensory issues
depression fatigue
chronic illness fatigue
i was out of spoons
something else happened that triggered me and i panicked
something else happened that overwhelmed me and i had a meltdown
some combination of physical disability, neurodivergence, and mental illness prevented me from doing the thing
i was busy doing all the other things you asked me to do
NOT a list of reasons why i didnât do the thing:
iâm lazy
iâm defiant
i didnât care enough
iâm not trying
thank you.
[this is ok to rb even if not all bullet points apply to you or you have no official diagnosis! if you relate, you can rb!]
goddammit, im out of spoons again
bastille is correct. how AM i gonna be an optimist about this?
Itâs so incredible the amount of influence that âyou know I had to do it to emâ guy had. Like everyone online thinks of it when they see someone standing with their hands clasped, thereâs been literally countless parodies, and heâs just some kid who posted a silly comment on his pic with sock tan lines. Imagine you went back to medieval times and told them that a young man could just clasp his hands together and have literally millions across the globe recognizing him as a symbol within a month. They would think you were talking about God

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me: i rlly love show choir! i didnt try out for these last years ones bc i knew i couldnt make the commitment, but im gonna try out this time! ive been rlly looking forward to it!
also me: what if... i had trouble w executive dysfunction while trying 2 prepare 4 the auditions... then realized it was too late 2 start n id never be able to learn in time for the deadline...
also me again: n then what if... i decided that i deserved it + constantly thought abt how if i wasnt a useless piece of shit i could have tried out... n decided to punish myself by making it into purposeful self-sabatoge... haha what if...
shut the fuck up i am being have crazy person disorder