Grease Bastard Maximum:

The big watershed moment with video games, and you'd only really see it if you were there, is where they started making it so everything was playable with a controller

If your computer runs like shit it's because you're doing something stupid

Did you guys know obama made some kind of jewish horror movie

Look up the game Star of Providence it used to be called Monolith and it's like a 9/10

Another tip I'd give people for free if they asked me "how do I get good at video games" is "always play the game until you lose" because only knowing how to play when you're winning is inauspicious

The Forest is good in a retarded flash game kind of way

I think it's probably not possible to make egg salad that's bad only bland

My Time at Portia would be an all-timer if the characters didn't look that way

I wonder if it's safe to play mewgenics now or if it's going to continue getting insane patches

I decided to try a new technique for egg salad today and it reduced preparation time drastically........