Grease Bastard Maximum:

puts my uncomfortably wet hand on your shoulder. see here, gay boy- can i call you gay boy?

Maybe I will go see Backrooms tonight or something, I feel cooped up

At the same time I'm like.... downtown friday night theatre showing a popular horror movie equidistant to like 4 bars at 9PM........ ehhhh..............

Also I'm pissed off because my neighbours fuck up every single shower I take and I think they do it on purpose because it's too regular

I get to take like a 2.5 minute shower ever before they do their thing and turn all their taps on or whatever so I can get nothing but cold water, which they turn back off like 5 seconds after I get out of the shower, and back on if I resume

I'm trying not to be schizo about it and turn their kid into jerky in front of them but it's making me feel schizo

Also I'm pissed off because my neighbours fuck up every single shower I take and I think they do it on purpose because it's too regular

I get to take like a 2.5 minute shower ever before they do their thing and turn all their taps on or whatever so I can get nothing but cold water, which they turn back off like 5 seconds after I get out of the shower, and back on if I resume

Maybe I will go see Backrooms tonight or something, I feel cooped up

I just feel morose and lonesome and don't want to be at home by myself

salt is very important